The final curtain, we're informed, is near ....
Even fairy tales must come to an end.
The once-upon-a-time spoofing that began with 2001's Shrek will conclude when Shrek Forever After, the fourth computer-animated comic adventure starring the hygiene-challenged ogre — and the first in 3-D — arrives May 21
Sorry, but I don't buy this "conclusion" thing.
Did Sinatra ever really retire? Did Cher actually give her last "farewell" concert?
Of course not. The end only comes with death, and even that won't stop Shrek. The franchise pulls down too much money.