Sunday, March 29, 2015

The Deerest Feature

Robert Iger, are you listening? The next big, Diz Co. sequel.

Now that Disney is in the business of shooting dark, gritty, live-action remakes of its classic animated films (hello, Cinderella), Saturday Night Live presented Disney’s next film, starring Dwayne Johnson as Bambi.

And all of Johnson’s action movie colleagues are here too: Vin Diesel, Tyrese Gibson, and Michelle Rodriguez costar as his murderous furry animal friends, all here to kill hunters and make them pay “deerly.” (There’s a lot of intense deer puns.) ...

Of course, the Walt Disney Company has already put Vin Diesel into Guardians of the Galaxy as an animated character, so this is the next logical step.

I mean, if you're going to mine the catalogue, really get in there and deep drill, baby. It's only right.


Jeremy Darensbourg said...

Imagine this Steve: A live action version of Moana! Starring the Rock! See what I did there?

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