Doomed

Jeebus. I had no idea of the e-vil.

Kevin Swanson can see through your cheery, animated facade, Disney.

The pastor said last week on his radio show that he isn't fooled by the smash hit "Frozen," suggesting that the film just might be part of a devious effort by Satan himself to turn little boys and girls gay.

Before he delved into the theory, Swanson made it clear that he's no "tinfoil hat conspiratorialist."

"If I was the Devil, what would I do to really foul up an entire social system and do something really, really, really evil to 5- and 6- and 7-year-olds in Christian families around America?" Swanson said before rattling off the evils of "Frozen." ...

“You know I think this cute little movie is going to indoctrinate my 5-year-old to be a lesbian or treat homosexuality or bestiality in a light sort of way.” I wonder if the average parent going to see Frozen is thinking that way. I wonder if they are just walking in and saying, “Yeah, let’s get my five-year-old and seven-year-old indoctrinated early.” ...

You know, I saw the picture, and I just had no idea. I'm only thankful my kids are grown and beyond the impressionable age.

But to be on the safe side, I'll make sure my adult children don't see the DVD or Blu-Ray. You can never be too careful.